Sunday, September 21, 2008

You know you're a parent when...

...you're happy to sleep for four hours at night.
...one of the proudest moments of your day is when your baby sticks his tongue out at you to mimic you doing the same.
...you can easily recite the merits of various diapers.
...you're not sure if your bra has spinach or baby poop on it, and you wear it anyway.
...you can recall stroller manufacturers as easily as those of sports cars.
...the most romantic thing your husband can say is, "No, I'll get the baby. You sleep."

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